Conspiracy Nation


Giant alien like spider devours a f*cken lizard

Melanie and Troy, the couple who filmed the huge huntsman spider were just getting ready to get their Sunday dinner – which in Beerwah is probably a meat pie and a stubbie.

“Farken strewth, love,” he said. “Have a bloody squiz at this bewdiful specimen.”

“Crikey, Troy, if I knew you were inviting your mum for tea, I’d have done me hair. Why didn’t you tell me?”

Once Troy had realized that was a bit bloody cheeky, the two sat back with their meat pies and stubbies to watch the spider eat the gecko.